6/14/06 12:18 pm - mozbot - Pizza Club 15: Italian Stereotypes Rule
I'ts a-me....Mario! I'm a-here to invite you to the next installment of a-Pizza Club. Mama mia! I wish I a-had Pizza Club down on leverl 2-2, when I was a-underwata fightin' those Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers. So crazy! Well, maybe its a-not such a-good thing, as my Pizza pie would have a-been all wet. Us Italians love us some a-Pizza, let a-me tell.....HEY! Get off a-me....
Hahahaha! I'm a Wario! I'm a-gonna kick your ass offa here and let a real man take over! Haha!
Pizza Club is for stupid jerks! I like eating worms and doing crazy stuff like a-jumping on da sofa with my shoes ON! I'm evil you see! No one can stop me! BUT...if you want to come to some a-stupid Pizza Club the next one is being held at Antonio's in the Valley.
Antonio's Pizzeria (World 4-3)
13619 Ventura Blvd
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
Date: June 21st
Transportation: Mario Kart
If I see you there, I will a-be throwing turtle shells at you a-face. Like I did to dat a-Luigi!
Afterwards, you can a-go back to a-Michael's and play some a Mario Kart, and a-Michael will a-beat you ass.